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Beast Wars Interview 1

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me:  *smiles* Alright then.  Some of the fans are probably wondering why you keep a rubber duck with you.  Mind explaining?
Megatron:  It's just a little something to keep me company.  The explanation for how and why I got it is classified under my voice-code!  Yes!
me:  I see.  Out of everyone in the entire Beast Wars cast, who do you enjoy working with most?
Megatron:  I'd have to say, Jim Byrnes.  He plays the most loyal of my troops.
me:  Inferno?
Megatron:  Yessss.
me:  But doesn't it annoy you when Inferno calls you "Queen" or "Royalty"?
Megatron:  The "Royalty" I can tolerate... "Queen"...?  No!
me:  Okay.  Just had to clear that confusion.  One quick question about Rampage.
Megatron:  Ah, yes.  Rampage, the berserker!
me:  (mutters) Being descended from a berserker myself, I can relate. (loudly) How can you put up with Rampage?
Megatron:  Well, I did cut out the core of his indestructible spark and placed it in this torturing device.  Allow me to demonstrate.  Rampage.  Come over here.
me:  That's okay!  I've seen how it works.
Megatron:  Are you sure?  It could provide some entertainment.  Yes.
me:  Trust me, I'm sure.  I do have to interview the big guy later, after all.
Megatron:  -sigh- Alright.
Rampage:  Called me, Megatron?
Megatron:  NO!  Get back to your post!
Rampage:  Of course! *walks off*
me:  *cringes, whimpering* Good grief!  He's massive!
Megatron:  Yes!  Why else do you think I took him under my wing?
me:  So you could have a stronger warrior.
Megatron:  Exactly!  I didn't exactly want him for a chorus line, now did I?  No!
me:  Okay!  Relax!  Sheesh.  You don't have to snap.
Megatron:  I'm not snapping.  I'm just illustrating a point!
me:  Well, it sounded like you were snapping.
Megatron:  It's my dictating voice.  Yes!
me:  I see.  Well, that seems to wrap up my interview with you.  Thank you for your time!
Megatron:  Hm!  No thank you, organic!  Yes! *walks out*
Here's my interview with Megatron. I think it went pretty well, despite that he seems to be a little crazier than me. And I cannot believe I wanted to start this in the first place!!DX XD And yes, I am descended from berserker warriors.
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