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Deadpool: *sees Summer and points* Hey, a witness to a stupid fest!
Summer: *looks at him* Dude, what kind of medication are you on?
Deadpool: ..... Are you done yet?
Summer: *confused* What?
Deadpool: I'm just asking. Are you done yet?
Summer: Done with what? What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Just answer the question. Are you done yet?
Summer: Yes. Yes I'm done.
Deadpool: Okay then. Stop nagging.
Summer: Wha...? Dude!
Deadpool: Hey, I just asked if you were done nagging and you said "yes".
Summer: No, you just asked if I was done. You never said anything about nagging.
Deadpool: Are you on your period? You're very grumpy.
Summer: No. I... Where are all these questions coming from?!
Deadpool: They're coming from me. Where do you think they're coming from?
Summer: *starts rubbing temples* Oh, dear god.
Deadpool: Oh, you're religious!
Summer: No!
Deadpool: *sighs* Shame. But I guess that's what happens when you're so pretty.
Summer: *shakes head* You're crazy.
Deadpool: And you're a doll.
Summer: Okay, that's not funny. My nickname used to be Doll Baby.
Deadpool: Oh, I'm sorry. Was it because you looked like a baby doll when you were an infant?
Summer: *nods slowly* Actually, yeah.
Deadpool: Aw, how cute!
Summer: *frowns* Not funny, dude.
Deadpool: I never said it was. I just meant that it's cute how you stayed pretty for so long.
Summer: I still don't see how people think I'm pretty.
Deadpool: Well, you're definitely prettier than me, that much is for sure.
Summer: Good grief, do you ever shut up?!
Deadpool: I've actually been asked that before. But no, I don't. Not when I'm awake.
Summer: *crosses arms* Okay, what about when you're asleep?
Deadpool: ... That's a good question. I actually don't know. I don't listen to myself in my sleep.
Summer: ..... This was the stupid fest, wasn't it?
Deadpool: *points at Summer* Ding! She got it!
Summer: *trying not to laugh* You're a dick.
Deadpool: I know. And you need a hug. Come here. *spreads out arms*
Summer: *walks up to Deadpool*
Deadpool: *hugs Summer* Sorry for turning you into a victim.
Summer: Eh, I've been a victim before.
Deadpool: Oh, now you really need this hug. *hugs tighter*
Summer: *smiles, hugging Deadpool back*
Deadpool: *thinks* By the way, could you put this story in Times New Roman font, please?
Summer: *looks at him* Dude, what kind of medication are you on?
Deadpool: ..... Are you done yet?
Summer: *confused* What?
Deadpool: I'm just asking. Are you done yet?
Summer: Done with what? What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Just answer the question. Are you done yet?
Summer: Yes. Yes I'm done.
Deadpool: Okay then. Stop nagging.
Summer: Wha...? Dude!
Deadpool: Hey, I just asked if you were done nagging and you said "yes".
Summer: No, you just asked if I was done. You never said anything about nagging.
Deadpool: Are you on your period? You're very grumpy.
Summer: No. I... Where are all these questions coming from?!
Deadpool: They're coming from me. Where do you think they're coming from?
Summer: *starts rubbing temples* Oh, dear god.
Deadpool: Oh, you're religious!
Summer: No!
Deadpool: *sighs* Shame. But I guess that's what happens when you're so pretty.
Summer: *shakes head* You're crazy.
Deadpool: And you're a doll.
Summer: Okay, that's not funny. My nickname used to be Doll Baby.
Deadpool: Oh, I'm sorry. Was it because you looked like a baby doll when you were an infant?
Summer: *nods slowly* Actually, yeah.
Deadpool: Aw, how cute!
Summer: *frowns* Not funny, dude.
Deadpool: I never said it was. I just meant that it's cute how you stayed pretty for so long.
Summer: I still don't see how people think I'm pretty.
Deadpool: Well, you're definitely prettier than me, that much is for sure.
Summer: Good grief, do you ever shut up?!
Deadpool: I've actually been asked that before. But no, I don't. Not when I'm awake.
Summer: *crosses arms* Okay, what about when you're asleep?
Deadpool: ... That's a good question. I actually don't know. I don't listen to myself in my sleep.
Summer: ..... This was the stupid fest, wasn't it?
Deadpool: *points at Summer* Ding! She got it!
Summer: *trying not to laugh* You're a dick.
Deadpool: I know. And you need a hug. Come here. *spreads out arms*
Summer: *walks up to Deadpool*
Deadpool: *hugs Summer* Sorry for turning you into a victim.
Summer: Eh, I've been a victim before.
Deadpool: Oh, now you really need this hug. *hugs tighter*
Summer: *smiles, hugging Deadpool back*
Deadpool: *thinks* By the way, could you put this story in Times New Roman font, please?
Sorry for the random silliness, but I've got Deadpool on the mind. This is something I came up with last night and wrote down, basically how Deadpool and I would probably meet for the first time. But Deadpool is definitely my favorite Marvel character because of his silliness and I can't help but love him to pieces, even if he doesn't like to shut up. Plus, from I can tell, he's the only one that's aware that he's just a comic book character (example can be found here.
Deadpool: Ooh, clever trick!
me: *sighs* It's called a link, dude.
Deadpool: No, no. I'm just saying that you managed to get that site source up without having to right click and hit "paste".
me: Duh, it's called Ctrl V.
Deadpool: *looks at keyboard* Hey, move your hand real quick.
me: Deadpool, you hit the Ctrl button first, then while holding it, hit V and it will pop up what you have copied down.
Deadpool: I knew that! You mean like this?[link]
me: They can't... Ugh. Sorry. But yeah, Deadpool belongs to Marvel, not me.
Deadpool: Should I try again? I don't think they saw me.
me: They can't see you post deviations!
Deadpool: Well where's the fun in that?
Deadpool: Ooh, clever trick!
me: *sighs* It's called a link, dude.
Deadpool: No, no. I'm just saying that you managed to get that site source up without having to right click and hit "paste".
me: Duh, it's called Ctrl V.
Deadpool: *looks at keyboard* Hey, move your hand real quick.
me: Deadpool, you hit the Ctrl button first, then while holding it, hit V and it will pop up what you have copied down.
Deadpool: I knew that! You mean like this?[link]
me: They can't... Ugh. Sorry. But yeah, Deadpool belongs to Marvel, not me.
Deadpool: Should I try again? I don't think they saw me.
me: They can't see you post deviations!
Deadpool: Well where's the fun in that?
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Nice XD
Very awsome job
Very awsome job