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Stupid Fest

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Deadpool:  *sees Summer and points* Hey, a witness to a stupid fest!
Summer:  *looks at him* Dude, what kind of medication are you on?
Deadpool:  ..... Are you done yet?
Summer:  *confused* What?
Deadpool:  I'm just asking.  Are you done yet?
Summer:  Done with what?  What are you talking about?
Deadpool:  Just answer the question.  Are you done yet?
Summer:  Yes.  Yes I'm done.
Deadpool:  Okay then.  Stop nagging.
Summer:  Wha...?  Dude!
Deadpool:  Hey, I just asked if you were done nagging and you said "yes".
Summer:  No, you just asked if I was done.  You never said anything about nagging.
Deadpool:  Are you on your period?  You're very grumpy.
Summer:  No.  I... Where are all these questions coming from?!
Deadpool:  They're coming from me.  Where do you think they're coming from?
Summer:  *starts rubbing temples* Oh, dear god.
Deadpool:  Oh, you're religious!
Summer:  No!
Deadpool:  *sighs* Shame.  But I guess that's what happens when you're so pretty.
Summer:  *shakes head* You're crazy.
Deadpool:  And you're a doll.
Summer:  Okay, that's not funny.  My nickname used to be Doll Baby.
Deadpool:  Oh, I'm sorry.  Was it because you looked like a baby doll when you were an infant?
Summer:  *nods slowly* Actually, yeah.
Deadpool:  Aw, how cute!
Summer:  *frowns* Not funny, dude.
Deadpool:  I never said it was.  I just meant that it's cute how you stayed pretty for so long.
Summer:  I still don't see how people think I'm pretty.
Deadpool:  Well, you're definitely prettier than me, that much is for sure.
Summer:  Good grief, do you ever shut up?!
Deadpool:  I've actually been asked that before.  But no, I don't.  Not when I'm awake.
Summer:  *crosses arms* Okay, what about when you're asleep?
Deadpool:  ... That's a good question.  I actually don't know.  I don't listen to myself in my sleep.
Summer:  ..... This was the stupid fest, wasn't it?
Deadpool:  *points at Summer* Ding!  She got it!
Summer:  *trying not to laugh* You're a dick.
Deadpool:  I know.  And you need a hug.  Come here. *spreads out arms*
Summer:  *walks up to Deadpool*
Deadpool:  *hugs Summer* Sorry for turning you into a victim.
Summer:  Eh, I've been a victim before.
Deadpool:  Oh, now you really need this hug. *hugs tighter*
Summer:  *smiles, hugging Deadpool back*
Deadpool:  *thinks* By the way, could you put this story in Times New Roman font, please?
Sorry for the random silliness, but I've got Deadpool on the mind. This is something I came up with last night and wrote down, basically how Deadpool and I would probably meet for the first time. But Deadpool is definitely my favorite Marvel character because of his silliness and I can't help but love him to pieces, even if he doesn't like to shut up. Plus, from I can tell, he's the only one that's aware that he's just a comic book character (example can be found here.
Deadpool: Ooh, clever trick!
me: *sighs* It's called a link, dude.
Deadpool: No, no. I'm just saying that you managed to get that site source up without having to right click and hit "paste".
me: Duh, it's called Ctrl V.
Deadpool: *looks at keyboard* Hey, move your hand real quick.
me: Deadpool, you hit the Ctrl button first, then while holding it, hit V and it will pop up what you have copied down.
Deadpool: I knew that! You mean like this?[link]
me: They can't... Ugh. Sorry. But yeah, Deadpool belongs to Marvel, not me.
Deadpool: Should I try again? I don't think they saw me.
me: They can't see you post deviations!
Deadpool: Well where's the fun in that?
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kiananuva12's avatar
:giggle:Nice XD
Very awsome job;p